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The Evolved: Part One (2006)iMDB Rating: 5.6
Date Released : 5 September 2006
Genre : Comedy
Stars : Michael Down, John Turner, Man of Bronze, Ellen Mellon. Dead dogs, foetus burgers and Nazi clown-chefs; something smells fishy in London; and for once it's not Glover's pants. Detective Danny Glover, Scarborough Police's premier dog-napping-ring buster and general fat bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective Sonny Boy with a little problem: Who is butchering London's dogs? The answer seems obvious at first, it must be ..." />
Movie Quality : BRrip
Format : MKV
Size : 700 MB

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Dead dogs, foetus burgers and Nazi clown-chefs; something smells fishy in London; and for once it's not Glover's pants. Detective Danny Glover, Scarborough Police's premier dog-napping-ring buster and general fat bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective Sonny Boy with a little problem: Who is butchering London's dogs? The answer seems obvious at first, it must be Burger Priest; the Pope's Neo-Nazi clown-chef empire: home of the 'Amen with Cheese', a rancid burger made of fingernails, turds and aborted foetii; just don't ask what goes into their 'Nunion Rings'! Detectives Glover and Sonny Boy engage on a covert mission to uncover Burger Priest's dark secret; but even they are unprepared for the true horror and depth of the fast food franchise's depravity. Assisted by Feety, a heroin-addicted foetus, and Ellen Mellon, a New York reporter who also happens to be an animated ventriloquist's doll, they must reveal the Pope's evil plan and shut down Burger Priest...

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Solid Offensive Satire

This movie is very low budget, to the order of virtually zilch so it has its problems with production value in certain areas as all cheap movies do. That's not really the point with underground cheap movies though is it, they ain't supposed to be trying to wow you with home made special effects that are almost as good as the studios, whats the point in that. Cheap movies job is to entertain you for an hour or so with some style and flair that is different to mainstream crap. This movie does that and succeeds a lot of the time and fails in some places too. Presented as a kind of Pythonesque, Derek & Clive vulgar comedy with the same guys appearing in different costumes it has a lot of visual flair and the camera work and cinematography although not flashy is overall good and unobtrusive, it shows the action clearly and the sound is great which is a rare thing in these cheap flicks. The plot is too complex and has almost two independent stories kinda crossing over each other. There is some intelligence here too with satire of giant corporations, religion, abortion, people with disabilities, women's rights, drug use, alcoholism amongst it. This isn't shoved in your face its in the background and the overall movie is comedy, and its very funny in patches and a bit slow in others. Its the type of movie that plays great to a festival crowd who are prepped for low budget production and want to laugh. I hear its done well in Europe.